I had an interesting week last week. But first things first, I lost 1.3 pounds from the week before so we’re on track!
I didn’t get any proper exercise clocked but that was because I was too busy having a nervous break-down. Not a real nervous breakdown, just a controlled fraying of the edges brought on by not sleeping well, panic attacks and my internal critic giving me a bit of a workout.
I am a big believer in being self-critical. I don’t have a lot of time for people who refuse to take a hard look at themselves and say “Okay, this worked and this. . . well. How could it have been better?” I’ve attended a few classes facilitated by Nicholas Bate and he says, “There’s no failure, only feedback.”
The problem is the internal critic isn’t interested in giving you feedback. The internal critic wants you to become so paralyzed that you do nothing but sit in the corner, rock back and forth while eating oreos.
I didn’t get (quite) that bad.
By the end of the week I had gotten over myself and felt better about my place in the world. Amazing what a really good cry can do to re-set the engine.
I put myself forward for a job that the Internal Critic told me I wasn’t good enough to even think about looking at and I got some good news about my play* that The Internal Critic had told me a few years ago I wasn’t good enough to even think about writing.
I told Internal Critic to go suck eggs. She wasn’t happy about that. . .
That night I dreamed that there was this large group of people watching some footage that a woman had filmed. She had filmed real people and situations and then she was having actors act out the documentary and she was filming that as well.
The documentary was filmed in France. I assume it was France because everyone was speaking French but maybe it was South Ken. There was a young woman flirting and laughing with a group of friends and then she started to sing and the group of friends started to dance and sing with her.
Ssscccrattchhhhh!
The Documentary Filmmaker stopped the reel. Pointed at me and said, “You do it!” She pointed the camera at me.
I don’t sing. I don’t dance. Other than knowing how to order a glass of red wine, I don’t speak French. I tried to imitate what I had just seen, but it was. . . well, there was lots of room for it to be better.
“Stop, stop stop!” She stopped filming me. “That was terrible!”
“Of course it was! I haven’t practiced. I don’t know what I’m doing. I don’t know the words or—“
She glared at me. “Well, then learn it! You’re never going to get a job if you don’t practice.”
My dream then turned into a segment from Glee. Everyone around me knew the words and knew how to dance and everyone could sing and I felt like Baby holding a watermelon.
The alarm woke me up.
I had to laugh. I had just met my Internal Critic up close. Of course I wasn’t going to be able to sing and dance without the proper amount of practice. Of course I wasn’t going to be able to do it right away. She was trying to scare me from even trying.
What is your internal critic scaring you from dreaming about? What songs is she saying you can’t sing?
*A bit of self-promotion… I had submitted my play Stealing Gnomes to The Bush Theatre and I got the news recently that they have selected it as a Bush Pick on Bush Green.